May 2013
haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
hzrry:
is it time for ed sheerans new album yet
dietchola:
you know that one piece of clothing that you own that you’re just absolutely in love with and you would wear it every day even if it means you look like a trashy hobo
Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday or christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
theselener:
theselener:
theselener:
what’s the richest kind of air
billionaire
i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds
sherlocksmyth:
sherlocksmyth:
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in...
lumierebleue:
causticgambler:
nayariverax:
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
in Canada we had that too but his dick was always made blurry
thats-slightly-raven:
spoken-not-written:
thats-slightly-raven:
My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now.
oh crumbs.
I swear to god.
whenyouthinktimcgraw:
whenyouthinktimcgraw:
isthisyourcustomdomain:
whenyouthinktimcgraw:
where do teenagers even get the money to buy drugs and things i cant even afford to buy my lunch
Or gas
or anything
Q
sosmile-prettylittleliar:
Sometimes’s it is the person you miss. Because to you, there is no other person that could mean as much to you as they do. So no it’s not the memory’s that you miss the most, merely for the fact that If it wasn’t for the person the memory’s wouldn’t have even been created. Period.
urksies:
cosmopanther:
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
PREACH
Somebody loves you if they don’t mind the quiet. They don’t mind running errands...
– How To Tell If Someone Loves You (via teri0re)